Senior ZANU PF officials involved in factional wars are reportedly taking their issues to witch doctors to get juju to counter each other. An official of the party claiming to be close to President Robert Mugabe’s spokesperson George Charamba’s family, revealed to ZimEye sources that Charamba has already been a victim of the superstitious shenanigans.
According to the sources, the member claims that last week Charamba survived death by a whisker after suffering a strange ailment which the family has since attributed to witchcraft as advised by a traditional doctor.
Charamba is reported to have left for Japan with President Mugabe on the 23rd of March via Singapore on a state visit.
A day into the official visit, Charamba is reported to have fallen ill of a strange illness in Japan. According to the sources, the family claims that Charamba was experiencing stomach cramps that “locked” his excretion system and was failing to relieve himself.
The illness was so severe that he had to immediately be flown from Japan to Singapore for emergency attention.
Charamba was meant to have connected with the President flight on the way back home on Friday but the doctors couldn’t release him as they were still trying to understand unique features in the ailment. He was only released from hospital seven days later at the insistence of the family, according to the source.
Charamba’s issues with other ZANU PF officials are reported to have started in January when he clashed with the G40 faction by giving statements praising Vice President Emerson Mnangagwa against the other faction.
According to the member, Charamba’s family immediately took the President’s spokesperson to consult a witch doctor who advised the family that he had been bewitched by rival ZANU PF factions who actually want him dead.
Since his return from Singapore, Charamba has not reported for duty and is not at any hospital in the country.
The senior ZANU PF member claimed that Charamba is currently undertaking treatment at a traditional doctor’s surgery somewhere in Manicaland.
Mr. Charamba got entangled in the ongoing ZANU-PF factional wars taking sides with a faction aligned to Vice President Emmerson Mnangagwa. That faction is battling against another called Generation 40 (G40), believed to be determined to thwart the Vice President’s presidential ambitions.
It all started in January when Charamba featured in a radio interview attacking an anti-Mnangagwa faction,insisting he spoke for the President and not himself.
Although he did not mention anyone by name, Higher and Tertiary Education Minister, Jonathan Moyo, swiftly came out guns blazing, saying Charamba was out of order.
Since then, there have been calls from certain circles for his sacking from the President’s Office.
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Sorry Mastadon. I meant to say Chimbwa sungata cha Matibili chinawo Mukondobera nekare.Mukadzi wake waakarambana naye pamsana pe chihure chavo changamire ava akazvidura when he infected her. He is now in the departure lounge
Anwo mundombera nekare. Like all AIDS patients, he is trying to hide behind witchcraft by Jonathan Moyo. Ma antiretroviral drugs aakushaya basa, He is now in the departyre lounge.
Anwo mundombera nekare. Like all AIDS patients, he is trying to hide behind witchcraft by Jonathan Moyo. Ma antiretroviral drugs aakushaya basa, He is now in the departyre lounge.
I hope this Charamba moron gets AIDS.
I hope this Charamba moron gets AIDS.
Kutye kupfuudzwa hai! “Dindingwe rinonakwa richakweva rimwe… .”
“A day into the official visit …. (Charamba) was experiencing stomach cramps that “locked” his excretion system and was failing to relieve himself.”
Sounds like intestinal obstruction to me; kwete kuroiwa.
Why the sudden “stomach cramps”: FEAR manifesting as the flight-fight phenomenon. This fellow most likely entered the flight-fight mode to avoid interaction with members of the G40 (with whom Charamba had clashed before the trip to Japan.
Mind you, fear decreases the activities of parts of the body that are not immediately essential for fighting or running, such as the digestive system. Muscles of his digestive system went into disarray, causing spasms which resulted in intestinal obstruction.
His body opted for the flight mode to keep him far from G40 members — lest he be the next one to eat “poisoned food” as was reported about Shuvai Mahofa kuVic Falls, a while ago.
NOTE:
“The illness was so severe that he had to immediately be flown from Japan to Singapore for emergency attention.”
“Since his return from Singapore, Charamba has not reported for duty and is not at any hospital in the country.”
FEAR and FLIGHT
Kutye kupfuudzwa hai! “Dindingwe rinonakwa richakweva rimwe… .”
“A day into the official visit …. (Charamba) was experiencing stomach cramps that “locked” his excretion system and was failing to relieve himself.”
Sounds like intestinal obstruction to me; kwete kuroiwa.
Why the sudden “stomach cramps”: FEAR manifesting as the flight-fight phenomenon. This fellow most likely entered the flight-fight mode to avoid interaction with members of the G40 (with whom Charamba had clashed before the trip to Japan.
Mind you, fear decreases the activities of parts of the body that are not immediately essential for fighting or running, such as the digestive system. Muscles of his digestive system went into disarray, causing spasms which resulted in intestinal obstruction.
His body opted for the flight mode to keep him far from G40 members — lest he be the next one to eat “poisoned food” as was reported about Shuvai Mahofa kuVic Falls, a while ago.
NOTE:
“The illness was so severe that he had to immediately be flown from Japan to Singapore for emergency attention.”
“Since his return from Singapore, Charamba has not reported for duty and is not at any hospital in the country.”
FEAR and FLIGHT
Ngaatibvire zvedu mukondombera wake uyo womugwarisa . Asingazivi ndiani kuti aneAIDS mukadzi wake akazvidura wani paaimurova neKarate yake yenhema. Akafa ndingafare ndeimwe mhondi yeZANU PF ngaaende atevere ana Chokuda , Chiminya , Nabanyama nana Kufazvineyi Zhou wokwangwu
If Charamba was that sick, why put him on a 5 hour flight from Japan to Singapore? Aren’t they good doctors and hospitals in Japan? We’re not being told the whole story. Lets hear it from Dzasukwa and Dr. Fugu who accused Mujuru of consulting the Obeah man
If Charamba was that sick, why put him on a 5 hour flight from Japan to Singapore? Aren’t they good doctors and hospitals in Japan? We’re not being told the whole story. Lets hear it from Dzasukwa and Dr. Fugu who accused Mujuru of consulting the Obeah man
Its buffles me all the times. As soon as a person falls ill or injured in an accident, their 1st port of call is The hospital A&E, fine. They get a diagnosis of their ailments eg cancer, HIV or flu.Medical diagnosis is straight to the point it doesnt care what you think. They will take medication and once they start feeling better, speed to the traditional doctors. This is were their egos are caressed and massaged to their liking muzukuru urikuroyiwa nevavengi. Hooray !!!! Science dzose out of the window. Please science gives explanations Juju and chiporofita speculates and you fill in the blanks to suit your personal needs
Its buffles me all the times. As soon as a person falls ill or injured in an accident, their 1st port of call is The hospital A&E, fine. They get a diagnosis of their ailments eg cancer, HIV or flu.Medical diagnosis is straight to the point it doesnt care what you think. They will take medication and once they start feeling better, speed to the traditional doctors. This is were their egos are caressed and massaged to their liking muzukuru urikuroyiwa nevavengi. Hooray !!!! Science dzose out of the window. Please science gives explanations Juju and chiporofita speculates and you fill in the blanks to suit your personal needs
Who really can believe this crape.Even a psychiatric patient infected with HIV will advisee the Charamba family not to waste money that they hardly have consulting tradotional doctors for a sexual transmitted disease whose treatment leans squarely on scientific research.I assume Charamba as an HIV patient, as pointed out by his wife should balance his hactic schedude with his weekly globe trotting boss bearing in mind that adherence to protocol should also apply to his consistance to anti varial medication intake or else he will soon be buried, not at Heroes acre but somewhere in a farm that fell to him like mana from heaven.
Who really can believe this crape.Even a psychiatric patient infected with HIV will advisee the Charamba family not to waste money that they hardly have consulting tradotional doctors for a sexual transmitted disease whose treatment leans squarely on scientific research.I assume Charamba as an HIV patient, as pointed out by his wife should balance his hactic schedude with his weekly globe trotting boss bearing in mind that adherence to protocol should also apply to his consistance to anti varial medication intake or else he will soon be buried, not at Heroes acre but somewhere in a farm that fell to him like mana from heaven.