12 months after a mysterious deadly cyanide attack hit his office, Vice President Emmerson Mnangagwa is still being pursued by asteroids from heaven, his secretary maintains in a bizarre report after she was together with another secretary, nearly killed by the attacks which investigators have a year later failed to solve, and to date only Mrs Magaya’s shocking account stands.
The first of the attacks was when a large asteroid fell from heaven through the roof and violently targeted Mnangagwa’s office building going straight for his desk, the senior government official, Mrs Catherine Magaya said.
“It broke through the roof nearly killing… but went directly for (Shef)Mnangagwa’s desk ” her official account reads.
Magaya first broke these damning revelations while at her hospital bedside in December when she was recovering from a cyanide attack around the December Congress that booted former Vice President Joice Mujuru.
A year after the cyanide attack, Vice President Emmerson Mnangagwa’s office has also remained a hot spot for his staff who complain of deadly demons in there, she maintains.
Faced with embarrassment Mnangagwa has since shifted his staff around confining Mrs Magaya to the Shake Shake building where she is not allowed phone calls with the media. ZimEye.com was last week told Magaya who maintains the attacks are continuing on the VP, is no longer allowed media contact.
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And you Neanderthals want to convince the world that you are intelligent with stories like this.
LoL Wasu!!! Mwando dzega dzega dzirikuite madhisinyongoro.
Secretary vacho needs to be sectioned and needs a mental health assessment , it would appear she experiences psychotic episodes apo ne papo. ava Munyori nekushaya nhau vakapedzerwa time nebenzi lol
Was that not a hyena or an ambitious lizard.
I think Mnangagwa must just pay 2000 bulls for his sins. Thank you Zimeye for this investigative journalism!!!
Nyaya yacho haina nemusoro wese. Pekupedzisira ndipo panenge panode kubuda kanyaya, zvimwe zvese marabishi ega ega. Hapeno pamwe ndiwo mafomu four akazoteverawo tapedze chikoro kwacho maticha aigona achimo munyika. Nechingezi cheZim-eye dzimweni dzenguwa unotoshaya kuti zviri kude kumbonzii chaizvo. However, kana paine zvichikuitika muhofisi dzeakuru aya tinongoti dzawe ngozi dzaunzwe nekushanja kwawo. Ngavaripe zvipere. Mwati kudeura ropa kungaende kwega ere anhuwoye!
Kunyora rudziyi kwakadai? Statement iri pasi iyo haina zvainotaura. Zvino zvikazodini? Iiiii, kushaye masoko chaiko!
“12 months after a mysterious deadly cyanide attack hit his office, Vice President Emmerson Mnangagwa is [still being pursued] by asteroids from heaven, his secretary maintains in a bizarre report after she was together with another secretary, nearly killed by the attacks which investigators have a year later failed to solve, and to date only Mrs Magaya’s shock.”
Pane nyaya apa!!
Thank you ZimEye we want to know waht happened to Mrs Magaya and that other CIO called Fadzai pane nyaya apa!!!
Imi ve Zim eye kwanai stop reporting nonsense..sometimes i wonder if you guys have chief editors or you are just Zim sec who write stupid stories . This same paper wrote stupid love story about Mujuru and you wonder who authorizes the publication of Grade zero drop out stories.