Mnangagwa Death Rems
10 August 2016
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Dear ZimEye,
Soon after his death, Vice president Emmerson Mnangagwa will be remembered for no more than the following 5 things:
1 – Insulting adults calling them his little kids. He labelled his predecessor, Joice Mujuru “Chanana Ichi” while also attacking President Robert Mugabe’s nephew, Patrick Zhuwao calling him this silly young boy, “Pwere Iyi.”
 
2. For allegedly calling the President’s Wife “A Prostitute”; Mnangagwa being labelled a Serial Womaniser by the First Lady Grace Mugabe, who also calls the President’s wife A Prostitute.
3. For allowing a Politburo member to call him(Mnangagwa) The Son Of God.
4. For being the only government official to be attacked by an asteroid from outer space, according to his secretary Mrs Magaya who gave an official report that a large rock fell from heaven and went straight for the desk Mnangagwa sits.
5. For telling people to brew beer to appease ancestral spirits if while asleep they see a vision of ZANU PF losing power.

2 Replies to “Mnangagwa Death Rems”

  1. ur lucky ur haven’t been sued about that article right there. tread very carefully when u write articles n not just write whatever u feel is right

  2. Why would anybody write aboutl an after death article. Does reporter know about an impending death?

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