Mugabe Goes Insane, Invades Kids Meeting in Tanzania
30 March 2015
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President Robert Mugabe caused a scene last week when he invaded a young peoples’ meeting which even youthful ministers like Saviour Kasukuwere half his age were unwanted guests.
The Arusha, Tanzania based meeting intended for young people, none of his age – the third Africa-China Young People’s Forum, cracked into confusion when hoardes of heavily built CIOs and Mugabe body guards marched into the building much to the amazement of the attendants. The invited were mostly teenagers of ages 13 and up to the 30 age mark. Apart from 91 year old Mugabe, the only other elderly man and a Head of State present, was none other than the host President Jakaya Kikwete.
Soon after the meeting, instead of flying back home after a Tanzania scene, Mugabe decided to go to Ethiopia to a meeting any of his ambassadors on full government salary could attend.
As over 200,000 litres of jet fuel are blown up in less than (2) two weeks, the alway-globe trotting Robert Mugabe has flown away once again this time to Ethiopia after spending government money attending a forum meant for youths younger than his own children.
Analysts and medical experts claim that the reason why Mugabe is making such obvious blunders is his advanced age which inhibits youthfulness and productivity.
“Akurisa – He is too old and so he shoud really rest”, said political analyst Paradzai Jumba.
Meanwhile the summit where Mugabe usually dozes off a quarter way into the meeting, is the 18th Common Market for East and Southern Africa (COMESA) Summit which begins today.
ZimEye.com readers propose that millions of dollars every month could be saved as Mugabe makes use of government staff who could easily represent the State in these foreign lands.

16 Replies to “Mugabe Goes Insane, Invades Kids Meeting in Tanzania”

  1. pliz Bob is now so irrellevant he forces himself on people. no one genuinely wants him around and that includes grace croc chatunga the other robert and the hanger on step son and lopsided son in law. they are waiting for him to just go so they can freely enjoy their blood money. bona might be the only one who truelly cares for him.

  2. pliz Bob is now so irrellevant he forces himself on people. no one genuinely wants him around and that includes grace croc chatunga the other robert and the hanger on step son and lopsided son in law. they are waiting for him to just go so they can freely enjoy their blood money. bona might be the only one who truelly cares for him.

  3. no no no Goodlfe it is the ancient and useless dictator that is insane. bodyguards are there to catch his ass should he fall or to box Thatchell should he attempt another citizens arrest! also Bob likes a large entourage because it makes him feel important that he is somebody humanity cant afford to lose.

  4. no no no Goodlfe it is the ancient and useless dictator that is insane. bodyguards are there to catch his ass should he fall or to box Thatchell should he attempt another citizens arrest! also Bob likes a large entourage because it makes him feel important that he is somebody humanity cant afford to lose.

  5. where is the surprise, was it not recently he claimed he was 19 or was it 9! so the idiot went. he has no shame at all. mnangagwa and co must be laughing their heads off. the fossil is playing to script nicely but totally unawares.

  6. where is the surprise, was it not recently he claimed he was 19 or was it 9! so the idiot went. he has no shame at all. mnangagwa and co must be laughing their heads off. the fossil is playing to script nicely but totally unawares.

  7. Excuse me, Mugabe has bodyguards. Why did they lead him to that meeting. Its the bodyguards who are insane.

  8. Excuse me, Mugabe has bodyguards. Why did they lead him to that meeting. Its the bodyguards who are insane.

  9. HAMUNYARE HERE KUNYORA ZVINHU ZVAKADHAKWA KUDAI??!! Do you really know the difference between gate-crashing and being invited??!!

  10. HAMUNYARE HERE KUNYORA ZVINHU ZVAKADHAKWA KUDAI??!! Do you really know the difference between gate-crashing and being invited??!!

  11. Chidhoma chaikwira Dr mother hachichisina wokukwira saka hakuchagarike kuStatehouse, unokwigwa nechinhu!

  12. Chidhoma chaikwira Dr mother hachichisina wokukwira saka hakuchagarike kuStatehouse, unokwigwa nechinhu!

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