By Simba Chikanza | If I was a ZANU PF member, I would restore Cecil John Rhodes’ statue, put it at the shake shake building and tell youths to steal his ideas of conquering the whole of Africa and beyond by building a railway line across the planet, for Rhodes is a Zimbabwean; and I’d concentrate on inspiring our youths so that this nation produces its own black Rhodes who erect railway lines onto the land not to pfumvudzarize the soil like its current useless Nehanda witchcraft worshippers.