By Showbiz Reporter | LYRICAL NEWS | Cheese and Milk Scandal.

In a bizarre turn of events, a rat named Felistas muRAT, known for her delusions of grandeur, was recently deported from Heathrow Airport and subsequently expelled from ED’s Kwekwe Farm. The rat, who had fancied herself a cat, was caught in a dramatic and embarrassing situation that has left her reputation in tatters.

Felistas muRAT had always believed she was a feline, strutting around with an air of superiority and entitlement. This delusion reached its peak when she was unceremoniously deported from Heathrow Airport for causing a disturbance in the cargo hold of a London-bound flight. The rat’s antics didn’t end there; she made her way to ED’s Kwekwe Farm, only to be kicked out for wreaking havoc among the livestock.

Determined to exact revenge on those who had wronged her, Felistas muRAT devised a plan to steal both cheese and milk, believing this would assert her dominance and right the perceived injustices she had suffered. She targeted a particular brand, PATRICIA-KRISTAL special, known for its high quality.

On the fateful day, Felistas muRAT found herself in a dangerous killing pan trap while attempting to consume the cheese and milk simultaneously. Her delusional revenge plot was foiled in the most humiliating manner possible. To her shock and dismay, the PATRICIA-KRISTAL special cheese and milk she had coveted were not real but mere decoys.

Caught in the act and humiliated, Felistas muRAT’s embarrassment was palpable. The fake cheese and milk were a painful reminder that her schemes and delusions had led her nowhere but to disgrace. It was a harsh lesson that no amount of cunning could reverse her past mistakes or mend her tarnished reputation.

In the aftermath of this debacle, it has become clear to Felistas muRAT that the only way forward is a profound change in character. To be accepted into society once again, she must abandon her delusions and embrace her true identity. This episode serves as a poignant reminder that revenge and deceit only lead to further disgrace, and the path to redemption lies in humility and genuine change.

Felistas muRAT’s story has become a cautionary tale, illustrating the perils of living a life based on falsehoods and the ultimate futility of vengeance. As she begins her journey towards self-acceptance and reintegration into society, there is hope that Felistas muRAT can leave behind her troubled past and find a place where she truly belongs.

This is the most lyrical way of summing up the comic events of the last week on the Z’internet. Till next time. Signed!- ZimEye