Cyanide Poison Attack on Mnangagwa
10 December 2014
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There was an attempt to assassinate the newly appointed Zanu PF Vice President Emmerson Mnangagwa Wednesday morning, President Robert Mugabe sensationally reported.
Mugabe personally broke the news way before any media house had received it including the ZBC itself, announcing while addressing his Politburo ceremony that unnamed assailants dramatically sprinkled cyanide in Mnangagwa’s office at the new government complex in Harare.
The Jonathan Moyo controlled ZBC reported that the poison instead affected Mnangagwa’s secretary on entering the office on the morning of Mnangagwa’s promotion to vice president. ZBC further said Mnangagwa’s secretary was rushed to hospital for treatment.
Cyanide is a deadly poison, which when inhaled causes a coma with seizures, apnea, and cardiac arrest, with death following in a matter of seconds. At lower doses, loss of consciousness may be preceded by general weakness, giddiness, headaches, vertigo, confusion, and perceived difficulty in breathing. Last year, cyanide killed over 100 elephants at Hwange National Park after it was put in a water source within the national park.
“Considering the fatality of the poison, one would wonder what would have happened had Cde Mnangagwa had entered his office together with his secretary for his routine official duties,” the ZBC later reported.

11 Replies to “Cyanide Poison Attack on Mnangagwa”

  1. Zimbabweans are not worried when chidhumo removes masendeke to put gumbura. its just one criminal replacing another on the blessings of the big one

  2. If true its an inside job… why is Ngwena ‘swallowing’ his secretary? Or is it Dr G who does not want ngwena and scared of him? Achaenda maendero akaita Rex

  3. God Has CCTV which no one can hide from, we shall all see the clip, I mean all including those that are in Heaven. What evil things people do in secret we shall all know, the whole world shall know on that day. God revealed to me these things and I know. Messenger Of God

  4. Robert, pliz grow up mentally. Don’t act lyk a high xool kid infatuated by a gal. U’ve been with that b—ch of yours ever since you got rid of Amai Sally, so why acting lyk Herod? truly if that ‘DIS-GRACE’ of yours asks for Joice’s herd you would order it for her. Why embarrass yourself by spittin’ nonsense that there was an attempt on Garwe’s life? All because that’s what your slut told u during your porridge session? Grow up man……

  5. Kunyeba, Zimbabwe is not capable to deal with such, ndekupikwaakarapwa, with unit? Trying to paint mai Yokozuna as the suspect, kabatira chigaro by causing panic and confusion…only fools believe this Bulls..t

  6. Mugabe has never trusted Mnangagwa and hence the reason he rigged the Zanu PF electoral process in 2004 that would have seen him appointed VP ahead of Mujuru. It is naive to think that Mugabe has since fallen head-over-heels in love with him. Having just destroyed Mujuru and her faction, there was no other faction to counter balance the Mnangagwa faction and so Mugabe had no choice but to give Mnangagwa the crown this time.
    Giving him the crown was one thing but if he could stop him wearing it, that would be priceless!
    Of course, Mnangagwa will have his own list of suspects and I will bet I know who is at the top of that list!

  7. Rubbish Mugabe is desperate to create a crisis where one doesn’t exist. He has used assassination attempts too many times as an excuse to persecute opponents.

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