OPINION/ As per custom, I dont give free advice to anyone regardless of poverty of oneself, a community of which you are a bonafide citizen.
Neither am I a charity organisation since you are a notable charity case and you need to thank yourself and your mentally poor advisors for meeting my bill as presented to you.
I confirm receiving payment for this vital advice in the currency of my choice which in this case is ATTENTION – yes  I am sure you are reading this.
The joy and pleasure of you being removed from being SAYA calls for celebration.
As I write, I am enjoying a mature well behaved teenage whiskey which was meant for Christmas and cannot stop smiling as each molecule of the good liquid percolates and find peace with my nervous system.
You need to replace my Christmas stock – who am I to complain when Christmas comes earlier?
I am honourably shaking with joy as this biochemical process reasonates with the bio-kinetics of the same.
It is true, as the good teen sink in me, may it sink in you that you are not suspended but grounded and dissolved.
The Nsingo you once tried to bury was a seed. He germinated and sprouted with vigour and has now humbled you into oblivion.
Since advice has been paid for, do not fight the very promising Nsingo but be humble and beg for a better position so that you remain relevent.
As much as you may think that removing the feminine dreads heralded your fall from grace, it is not true.
Boy, you swallowed without chewing. Remember you are not a ruminant that chews later but a mortal that has limited elasticity on the back exit escape opening.
Oh I cant stop laughing as you enjoy this dose my boy.
Dr. Wangu Mazodze