‘Goat Currency’ Jokes Slaughter Mugabe’s Independence Speech
18 April 2017
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Staff Reporter | President Robert Mugabe this morning reminded Zimbabweans his assignment of fully liberating them was not over yet, in a speech that was totally drowned by goat currency jokes.

Blogged one Zimbabwean, mocking Mugabe “Kutonga kusvika school fees yaakubhadharwa nembudzi🐐🐐🐐.”

Speaking during the country’s 37th Independence celebrations Mugabe said speaking in the plural, “We, however, need to be mindful that our assignment is not yet over. We have to constantly defend our independence so that it can have meaning.”

Mugabe celebrated what he termed socio-economic programmes since independence, seemingly oblivious to the fact that even as he was speaking jokes around the ‘goat currency’ had all but drowned everything  Zimbabwe’s independence stood for.

Said Mugabe, “We always remind ourselves, our people, those that fought the battle, those who were in what were known as Keeps, detention centres, villages and prisons ….they all endured untold suffering at the hands of the colonial regime.”

“They were all, therefore, participants in the struggle to liberate the country. Today we want to pay tribute to all our heroes and heroines.” Zimbabweans simply drowned their sorrows in laughter as they shared goat currency jokes.

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