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Zimbabweans Have Empty Brains – Grace Mugabe
10 July 2016
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Mugabe frowns at Zimbabweans

Staff Reporter |First Lady Grace Mugabe has described Zimbabweans as people who have big brains that have not been put to any use.
Busy laughing at her own joke while telling it, Grace told of an auction of brains that belonged to an American, Chinese and a Zimbabwean.
According to her the American’s brain was auctioned first for $75, then came Chinese brain which was auctioned for $25 while the Zimbabwean’s brain went for a whooping $1 million dollars.
Explaining her price variances, she said the Chinese’s brain went for a song because it had been completely used up in thinking and coming up with all the technology in the world.
The American’s brain also went very cheap because it had also been used up in too much thinking coming up with the building of probably the best country in the world.
The American’s brain also went very cheap because it had also been used up in too much thinking coming up with the building of probably the best country in the world.
The First Lady told the joke bursting out laughing more than the people listening to her joke.
Realising that people had not generally accepted nor appreciated her joke she tried to turn serious explaining that she meant that Zimbabweans need to redirect their concentration to technological advancement as the country was lagging behind in terms of technology.
Ironically, It was lost on Grace that her husband President Robert Mugabe has been ruling the country for the last thirty six years.
Mugabe took over the country from British rule in 1980 when the country was amongst the most developed African states and brought it down to be one of Africa’s worst cases.

26 Replies to “Zimbabweans Have Empty Brains – Grace Mugabe”

  1. Kk I also heard that silly joke on TV during her rally kkk she only laughed her self hapana aka seka
    kkkkkk

  2. Kk I also heard that silly joke on TV during her rally kkk she only laughed her self hapana aka seka
    kkkkkk

  11. There is no English word or tense like “costed”. Even if it’s in past tense, it’s still “cost”, not “costed”. Anyway, I’m not surprised with your love of siGukurahundi. You would do yourself a favour going back to school.

  12. There is no English word or tense like “costed”. Even if it’s in past tense, it’s still “cost”, not “costed”. Anyway, I’m not surprised with your love of siGukurahundi. You would do yourself a favour going back to school.

  18. Wena to hell with your Gukurahundi. Write in English. This is a public forum in a multilingual multicultural environment. Sies!!!

  19. Wena to hell with your Gukurahundi. Write in English. This is a public forum in a multilingual multicultural environment. Sies!!!

  21. Amai apa amunakutaura mushe who does not have brains between a leader and role model who tours the country and tell pple to go and buy mahotshas, did you think before you said that Zimbozi are brainles?I doubt very much.

  22. Amai apa amunakutaura mushe who does not have brains between a leader and role model who tours the country and tell pple to go and buy mahotshas, did you think before you said that Zimbozi are brainles?I doubt very much.

  23. What happened to her colon cancer? Looks like it’s failing to do the trick. Please pray hard!

  24. What happened to her colon cancer? Looks like it’s failing to do the trick. Please pray hard!

  25. Grace Marujata Mugabe brains have been used up in numerous occasions of removing her underwear stealthily for a quickie and that is the reason she is fucked up and unable to speak sense.

  26. Grace Marujata Mugabe brains have been used up in numerous occasions of removing her underwear stealthily for a quickie and that is the reason she is fucked up and unable to speak sense.

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