By A Correspondent| The new MP for Uzumba Marambapfungwe caused a stir in parliament when he said his party, ZANU PF won the just ended polls using a secret formular that makes him win every other election in the future.
Mr Simbaneuta Mudarikwa was yesterday, Tuesday, allowed to consume a whole 20 minutes while saying in part:
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“First of all Mr. Speaker Sir, let me convey to you fraternal greetings from the heroic people of Uzumba Constituency and to you Mr. Speaker Sir, I say victory remains in the pocket of the people of Uzumba Constituency.
“Let me begin by thanking His Excellency, Cde Mnangagwa for introducing peace in Zimbabwe. John 14 verse 27 says “When Jesus Christ was about to depart, he said I leave to you peace and I give peace unto you”. This is what Cde Mnangagwa has done to the people of Zimbabwe. He has brought peace and he also brought very peaceful elections. Peace is always associated with having enough food. When you are hungry or even when you are sleeping you do a lot of snoring because there is no peace in hunger.
“The command agriculture has brought enough food for the people of Zimbabwe. We have small grains and artificial insemination for goats and sheep – so food is available. When there is a lot of food there is also peace.
“I also want to thank everybody who participated in the just ended 30 July election. Before and after the elections there was peace. Those who lost the elections, yes they can complain but you must always learn from your mistakes and those who believe in magic can come to our constituency and I will show them where they can get a medicinal formular of winning elections using some traditional medicine so that you can continue winning the way I won in Uzumba Constituency, as the way ZANU PF won in Uzumba Constituency, as the way His
Excellency Hon. Mnangagwa won resoundingly in Uzumba Constituency – [HON. MEMBERS: Hear, hear.] –
“We are a product of the revolution and ZANU PF is the general manager of the revolution which Hon. Mnangagwa as the Commander-in-Chief of the revolution. It is only proper, fit and suitable for the
people of Zimbabwe to salute our Commander-in-Chief through our vote. We voted resoundingly and this victory will continue until donkeys start having horns.” – ZimEye
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