By Sharp Shooter | Next month Zanu PF leader Emmerson Mnangagwa is jetting out of Zimbabwe for London for a series of meetings.

If all goes according to plan, this will be the tyrant’s first UK visit since the coup that made him Robert Mugabe’s successor in 2017.

Before flying out Mnangagwa receives the sharp bayonette from International Policewoman, Julie Askana, who queries what his mission is to the former colonial power’s country. Why is it wrong to conclude that just like you accuse Nelson Cjamisa you are travelling to beg for sanctions?, she asks.

Soon after that, Julie finishes her golden-sports by blading him with a lethal giggle that only mortalises a crocodile.