“Mujuru and Western Countries Are Causing Drought in Zimbabwe”
7 June 2015
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Expelled former Vice President Joyce Mujuru together with all Western countries are causing draught, key figures in ZANU PF say.
While ZANU PF politburo extrovert Sikhanyiso Ndlovu says Western countries are deliberately disturbing Zimbabwe’s climate in order to discredit Robert Mugabe’s land reform program, Chiefs’ Council head Chief Fortune Charumbira has claimed former Vice-President Joyce Mujuru’s alleged “witchcraft” are causing drought in the country.
Charumbira, who is on the ZANU PF payroll and does not hide his loyalty to Zanu PF, in March claimed that the gods were angered by Mujuru’s alleged plot to oust Mugabe, hence the erratic and poor rains this farming season.
He was quoted earlier in March by the Newsday dailie saying “Masvingo yakaona nhamo neGamatox (Masvingo was in trouble with the Mujuru faction), even among the rank and file of chiefs. You were supposed to go to Beatrice first (where Mujuru has a farm), otherwise you would not get a farm,” he claimed to the bewilderment of most people present.
“Mafaction ange ofamba achiroya masikati machena (Factions were practising witchcraft in daylight). They wanted to take President Robert Mugabe’s throne, that is why we did not get good rains this year and there is a drought. By flushing out Gamatox (faction), the country has now been cleansed,” Charumbira said.

3 Replies to ““Mujuru and Western Countries Are Causing Drought in Zimbabwe””

  1. there is nothing wrong with chiefs.just because there is one silly chief it does not make them all bad. Sikhanyiso Ndlovhu is not a chief but he is saying nonsense.
    If Mai Mujuru is that powerful to stop the rains then the whole of Zimbabwe should follow her. Charumbira and Sikhanyiso you are so stupid…..how can you be leaders if you are so myopic. Poor Mai Mujuru…how sad and bad can Zimbabwean politics get. Instead of solving real economic issues that are affecting the population you are busy kutsvaga huroyi nepahusiri. When will you realise that Mugabe is just a human being like anybody else anoita mataracts, anodonha nekuchembera, anoitawo dementian nekuchembera….maiti nyika ichaenda kupi ichitongwa nechembere nemi musina njere.

  2. This why we should get rid of the so called chiefs. In a true republic there are no monarchies and chiefs are part of a monarchy

  3. And these are the people who make decisions for us!! No wonder we are where we are. Sad indeed.

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