Paul Nyathi

In an extremely shocking and senseless thinking, the ruling ZANU PF party has declared that MDC Alliance Councillor for Karoi Urban Ward 4, Lovender Chiwaya who was found dead on Friday morning, died after consuming an illicit alcohol brew.

The party aligned online media, ZimReport which specialises in image building for the failing ruling party said Chiwaya was found dead some four houses from his house with a half-eaten roasted maize cob in one hand and a bottle of illicit brew in the other.

The report which was highly celebrated by the Government Information Ministry Permanent Secretary Nick Mangwana says that Chiwaya could either have died from alcohol poisoning or was a victim of a crime of passion owing to the state his body was found in.

The publication further claims that when Chiwaya’s body was found, it had some froth on the mouth, while his boxer shorts were soiled with traces of suspected semen. His trousers’ zipper was still open and a T-Shirt was pulled halfway up his chest.

According to the report here were no visible injuries on his body a contradiction to revelations made by witnesses who saw the bruised body at the scene of the obvious murder.

The MDC Alliance has accused ZANU PF for the murder.