POLITBURO CHAOS: Mugabe Expels Jabulani Sibanda from ZANU PF
31 October 2014
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The chaos that erupted at the politburo meeting outside chinotimba412x232the ZANU PF headquarters building yesterday resulted in Robert Mugabe expelling War Veterans Chairman Jabulani Sibanda, ZimEye has been told, soon after Mugabe had blasted Sibanda for allegedly trying to run the country.
Sibanda was described by Mugabe as a man trying to rule Zimbabwe “like a King,” during his address before hundreds of roudy youths who had been bussed in from rural areas across the country. In a classical Julius Caesar-chaos style, Mugabe and Buhera legislator Joseph Chinotimba, exchanged the podium blasting Jabulani Sibanda just as the commotion continued in crowd which was baying for the blood of three main people, Jabulani Sibanda, ‘described as a fake war veteran’, Joice Mujuru labeled “Doctor 10%,” and Didymus Mutasa titled Mr “Gamatox”.
“Saka Jabulani akutotonga munyika muno?,” shouted Mugabe before the crowd who behaved like a pack of warthogs but as soon as Mugabe was speaking they quickly transformed themselves into an orderly like a choir before their master.
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Soon after the main commotion as the youths dispersed, ZimEye caught up with Joseph Chinotimba who confirmed that Jabulani Sibanda has been expelled from both ZANU PF and the War Veterans Association.
“Munhu kana uri pamba pako, kana mwana wako akakutuka unoita seyi? Saka Jabu is gone, haamiri. Isu as War Veterans we can’t allow that a person can attack his father, so he has gone, ayenda.”
When asked to clarify his allegations against Sibanda that he has insulted Mugabe, Chitotimba was adamant, saying “you (ZimEye) cannot translate the language of Jabu. We know what we will do we are War Veterans, saka ayenda… atobva haachisipo – he has gone, he is no longer there” said Chinotimba.
Chinotimba said even the MDC can take Sibanda away as their member if they wish.
“Jabu is gone, if he is your friend, please take your friend to Britain not here in Zimbabwe that’s all,” said Chinotimba.
The marauding youths at the incident scene, attacked Secretary for Administration Didymus Mutasa drowning him while he was speaking and ordering him to repeat their slogan, “Down With Gamatox.”

30 Replies to “POLITBURO CHAOS: Mugabe Expels Jabulani Sibanda from ZANU PF”

  1. Is it true that Cde Jabulani Sibanda is fired from ZANU-PF?…I do not believe this story…as ZANU-PF is the Party of principles…they must follow real procedures to expel a member not just like that….why Cde Jabulani Sibanda??

  2. Is it true that Cde Jabulani Sibanda is fired from ZANU-PF?…I do not believe this story…as ZANU-PF is the Party of principles…they must follow real procedures to expel a member not just like that….why Cde Jabulani Sibanda??

  3. Is it true that Cde Jabulani Sibanda is fired from ZANU-PF?…I do not believe this story…as ZANU-PF is the Party of principles…they must follow real procedures to expel a member not just like that….why Cde Jabulani Sibanda??

  4. I fail to understand on what kind of youth go on to be sycophants when the country is dilapidating like this under the leadership of a person suffering from dementia. As for Chinotimba, he is now exposing his true figure as a political dinasour in Zimbabwe

  5. I fail to understand on what kind of youth go on to be sycophants when the country is dilapidating like this under the leadership of a person suffering from dementia. As for Chinotimba, he is now exposing his true figure as a political dinasour in Zimbabwe

  6. I fail to understand on what kind of youth go on to be sycophants when the country is dilapidating like this under the leadership of a person suffering from dementia. As for Chinotimba, he is now exposing his true figure as a political dinasour in Zimbabwe

  7. for your own information Dr Mujuru commands a lot of respect nomatter how much you may try to humiliate her. Grace is another small house trying to usurp power from the already dying nanogenarian fool

  8. for your own information Dr Mujuru commands a lot of respect nomatter how much you may try to humiliate her. Grace is another small house trying to usurp power from the already dying nanogenarian fool

  9. for your own information Dr Mujuru commands a lot of respect nomatter how much you may try to humiliate her. Grace is another small house trying to usurp power from the already dying nanogenarian fool

  10. As much as I despise Sibanda and view him as an everyday idiot, he is much more of a man than the pathetically spineless Mdidimas Mutasa, who can be seen grovelling on all fours begging Mugabe for forgiveness. This horrific Grace Mugabe presidential dream must be squashed in its infancy and only men and women of clout can do it. It now begins to make sense why they got rid of the general, this was all planned!

  11. As much as I despise Sibanda and view him as an everyday idiot, he is much more of a man than the pathetically spineless Mdidimas Mutasa, who can be seen grovelling on all fours begging Mugabe for forgiveness. This horrific Grace Mugabe presidential dream must be squashed in its infancy and only men and women of clout can do it. It now begins to make sense why they got rid of the general, this was all planned!

  12. As much as I despise Sibanda and view him as an everyday idiot, he is much more of a man than the pathetically spineless Mdidimas Mutasa, who can be seen grovelling on all fours begging Mugabe for forgiveness. This horrific Grace Mugabe presidential dream must be squashed in its infancy and only men and women of clout can do it. It now begins to make sense why they got rid of the general, this was all planned!

  13. its a split, a vice president of a party and the nation forming a faction is the biggest split in the history of politics in zim, all along it was the SGs! get a life Cde.

  14. its a split, a vice president of a party and the nation forming a faction is the biggest split in the history of politics in zim, all along it was the SGs! get a life Cde.

  15. its a split, a vice president of a party and the nation forming a faction is the biggest split in the history of politics in zim, all along it was the SGs! get a life Cde.

  16. Jabu you’re a man among men! You can’t leek other people’s bottoms to satisfy their ego. Zanu will never be a monster again after this long overdue split.

  17. Jabu you’re a man among men! You can’t leek other people’s bottoms to satisfy their ego. Zanu will never be a monster again after this long overdue split.

  18. Jabu you’re a man among men! You can’t leek other people’s bottoms to satisfy their ego. Zanu will never be a monster again after this long overdue split.

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