By Mari Matutu| Hey. I was reading some letters written by Khupe on behalf of Polad, I also listened to an interview where SB Moyo was being asked on Tagwirei corruption.
It reminded me something

Back then when I was very young. My mum told me not to poo in my pants. So when I ever I felt liking to relief my self I will run to the bush area she told me to go.

First I will drop my pants and pull out leaving the pants at least five meters away. Making sure nothing goes on it.

Move the five meters then squat. My mother had told me that no one must ever see you doing this exercise. Actually its “inhuman” , she said. So I will take my hands put them on my eyes. Close my eyes so tight and block them too tight. Double safety. No body should “see” me in the act.

After finishing because I pulled my pants facing north then it mean the pants are facing north. As for me it was a matter of putting legs in and pull up and go.

When I get home my mum would always say, “B, asi wandodota?”
I would feel embarrassed. How did she know this? I had my eyes closed so tight and on top I put my hands on. How did she note this.

She would say, “huya paono!”. I would go and she will always shout at me and take my pants off then change direction.
Because my mind was concerned in hiding from being seen in the act I never listen to her words, “pfeka bhurukwa zvakanaka!”, words which will always follow a hiding.
Actually she knew I was squatting through the way I put on my pants after the act but it took long for me to realise this. I concentrated on “hiding”.

Zanu is doing exactly the same, Khupe is now in the game. Lobbying and paying people in US, or cheating with the POLAD useless people is like closing your own eyes so tight and even putting hands on top thinking that other people will not see you.
Defending corrupt people and refusing people’s will is like dressing up your pants back facing front after pooping. We will always see you.
Whom did they think will not know all these plans of forming POLAD with 17 useless people trying to make them majority?

31 July close your eyes tight. We will catch you in the act.