The incident in which a woman was killed while having sex in the resort town of Kariba took a twist yesterday when a wildlife national parks ranger ran bezerk and shot his own colleague while seeking to revenge on two lions they suspected were the ones which killed the woman and a ‘second boyfriend’.
Loud gun shots were heard yesterday when national parks trackers saw two lions and when they wanted to shoot noticed another one coming out of the thickets whích wanted to attack and during that process accidentaly shot a colleague on the leg who was rushed to the hospital.
The incident occurred around 7 pm.
The ranger whose name has remained anonymous, was swiftly rushed to Kariba Central Hospital.
He was still being treated at the time of writing.
The parks rangers have been on high alert since yesterday after a pride of lions mauled to death two people on the shores of Lake Kariba. The NPWA has officially confirmed that a woman was found dead and her boyfriend escaped. They also stated that another man’s corpse was found around the area. Marauding-lions kill 2 in Zimbabwe; Resort town on alert after two killed by lions.
Despite the accident, rangers have vowed to continue the search for the dangerous lions which killed the two while they were making love.
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Am shocked to my tether,naked is naked for sure
Naked if it were u those lions were not gonna get any where near coz ununhuhwa muiri wese kunge gangemkange. thats why at 60 you have never had a boy friend. even panhaka hautambirike Utoritsaona. No wonder why you borderjump easily. you Wild beast.
I can pistorius you
Uzobhotsha umile mntwana we Shona Greyhole,ngingu Cde Naked mina.
The stinker is you fake Greyhora! Stinking faggot Nakedog u will never be as honorable as Greyhora!
Stinking Blaz Idiot,but you are reading his comments and then respond.
Did I read Naked saying Shonas stink? You are only perpetrating your inferiority complex,who cares anyway? Get a life dude,u can only say that if your blood is gold,its time people skip reading and answering to his comments because we are not part of the psychos from his imagined Mthakathi state.Just a reminder,zim is for zimbabweans,if you have such hatred for Shonas,find your way back to Kwazulu-Natal and see if you are ever accepted there twat.
who who who who who who hu hu hu hu I am Bla Miki the most stoopid one from zano
Poor woman died but what I dont understand is why they decided to do it in the bush of all places. They probably thought they were safe as no one would come that way but failed to think of the animals who may have attacked them. Think safety first please!!!!!
zvakaoma
Weña Zimdofo eye editor y are you deleting my comments? Wafa waka svirwa,wafa wakanakirwa umfazi we Shona.
Y waste tyme trying to hunt down those lions ngoba they will die from maShona stinking smell.
lolo, this is serious !! why are you talking like this and like that. People need to have sex all the time man, the lions should not interfere. rip
I hev always said it and pipol dont wanna listen. Cde NAKED IS A FOOL. A RETARD. STUPID TRIBALIST INJIVA. Ban his commwnts pliz. To those who lost thier lives, RIP
chimunhu ichi naked chinonkuluma chizezeru wena chidhuzvvy chemunhu
Cde Naked, u need deliverance. May the Lord God be with you
Wafa waka naka or wafa waka swirwa,which is which lina maShona.
RIP MRS BLA Miki. Lucky the bandit is alive still holding the supper condom.
I don,t believe this rubbish.
we train these lions to kill mdc supporter
You guys pliz try to be considerate a person has lost their lifes and you are busy acting like kids nxa.
Fidza you are copying Mukadota language.
Ha Ha ha ….Bla Miki why not just write your own zanoo fairy tale stories for Kwayedza, Herald, Chronicle and leave Zimeye who are doing a sterking job. I am shuwa you will not run out of zanoid news from the likes of Diesel rock Didymus and Professor Chinotimba…..ki kiki ki kiki.
You see Editor, had your Chrisdog Tongogay done enough research, seeking comment from relevant and responsible authorities, he could have written the correct version of the story. The problem with you paper is that half of your publications are SMS received from MDC idiots such as Mukadonkey, Gaygodzva, Makwembedog and many other idiots. You also get your lies in pubs, bus ranks and in your gay clubs. Anyway, get well soon ranger Makombe.
Is this ZANU-PF too u MDC-T horny sellouts, haven’t you heard of hotels? U disgust us u loosers!
I hate it when people lose their lives especially when it was avoidable, may she rest in peace. As for the sad and insensitive comments made by the usual troop of primates, Mavambo (Jumpdaki), Ndumiso and the retarded one most of all Naked we will be confining them soon in a zoo where they belong.
Well done lions, you did a great job.
If you bring tribal arguments in this scenario,you only show how bitter you are with yourself,the world cant assist you either,you are the solution to your own problems. You cant be less callous.
Hey guys someone lost his life this is not funny
Joanna iwe unenge unokara zvinhu manje, takuona uchikumbira yaBob yakasvava kubva kunaGire futi. Chii nhai?
Back to the story, it is also alleged a baboon was caught in the crossfire and has been identified as Comrade Naked. It somehow evaded capture but the bullet caught its red ass so now it cant even scratch!
Kikikikiki! Cde Naked!
Good riddance to maShona sex addicted idiots. They think a bush is likey Maxim Hotel where they sell their smelly big black zibunu. Rest in peace lions
Akafa achinakirwa, was she also a park ranger?