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Heavy Gunshots Fired Inside Mnangagwa’s House
11 December 2014
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We heard continuous loud gunshots inside Minister Emmerson Mnangagwa’s house.
 
From 1982 to 1986 Emmerson Mnangagwa was our next door, but one, neighbour in Greystone Park with all of the shi* that came with living in the same road as a gook minister, dozens of cars at all hours, always police and security guards were always around and at the gate.  There were always parties and the noise of drunkards and occasional gun shots. By 1986 we just had enough, and so we put our house up for sale and then shortly after that Emmerson arrived with three black government cars and scared the shi* out of our maid who was just trying to protect our home. Nevertheless they still came in completely uninvited and it was a very frightening moment.
 
This happened on Saturday when my wife and I were  shopping and the gooks left before we got home. They left a contact number for me to phone on Monday. It transpired that he (Mnangagwa) wanted the property but for other family members. He was a real smoothie on the phone cracking meaningless jokes together with fake laughter but I just told him that no firm decisions were made and we were just testing the market (lied). Mnangagwa told me over the phone that he would buy the house with cash so when we were ready we must contact him and I must not sell it to anyone else but him and “that I must not disappoint him”.
 
Needless to say I did disappoint him and got most of the price paid out into a South African bank. Life living in the same road with a gook minister is not too easy but then again it will be even worse now.
 
By Withheld Name Writer

Editing By Shiellah Sibanda

16 Replies to “Heavy Gunshots Fired Inside Mnangagwa’s House”

  1. Unogwara iwe so unogozvivanzirei kana waiva muvakidzani wake anongoziva kuti uripuruvheya

  9. As the chief inspector of zpuff anuses you know it was your vile pig inbred zpoof master’s loud usual farting not gunfire. What a stupid lady boy you are

  12. By
    1986 we just had enough, and so we put our house up for sale and then
    shortly after that Emmerson arrived with three black government cars and
    scared the shi* out of our maid who was just trying to protect our
    home. Nevertheless they still came in completely uninvited and it was a
    very frightening moment. – See more at:
    http://www.zimeye.com/gunshots-inside-mnangagwas-house/#sthash.I4RgiF4w.dpuf
    Whats this story about?Obviously this guy’s the gook!!

  13. A VERY USELESS & MEANINGLESS STORY!!…done just to besmirch “Ngwena”. It has the same “relevance” as the Khamphephe report on our 2002 national elections which came out in 2014!!

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