By Dorrothy Moyo | As the chaos and looting happens in South Africa, what do you think Nelson Mandela and Robert Mugabe are discussing between them in the yonder- world?

The two are founding Liberators of their nations. Since also, both are ex prisoners- Mugabe was incarcerated for 11years, while Mandela was jailed for 27, it is seen that they are in some sort of heaven somewhere, somehow.

Looking around the Almighty’s planet, we search for Bob and Madiba. It’s not easy because there are millions of people here . After some vigorous effort, there they are: Bob and Madiba.

Madiba is sat in a chair of his own, wearing the same classy yellow brown shirt, he must have carried it with him.

On the other side is the man from Zvimba, winking out at Mandela, and Bob is still as talkative as when he was 50.

The two are mocking each other, or better said, it’s Mugabe who is scoffing at Mandela saying, “your people are looting; they are choosing cakes over books. Hehehehe!”

Mandela doesn’t take it lightly, he draws his sword against Mugabe and pierces it through where it hurts:

“you gave them books and looted the diamonds, hmm USD15 Billion? ”

WHO WINS THIS WAR OF WORDS? – ZimEye