Terrence Mawawa

A columnist with a State controlled paper who writes under the
pseudonym Bishop Lazarus has claimed that exiled
G40 front man Jonathan Moyo is on his
way back home.

Bishop Lazarus, who is widely believed to be Presidential
spokesperson George Charamba has also said former President Robert Mugabe’s nephew, Patrick Zhuwao may be left isolated.

“Tyson was very helpful and useful in clearing hazy pictures about the

great escape. Now he is back to
face some music. Not very
loud music by the way. On
the other hand, Prof Moyo of
the “it’s cold out there”
fame is also on his way
back home.

Yes, dear congregants he is on his
way back. Don’t be fooled by all that fake bravado. Lots of reaching out and selling out going on behind the scenes.

The Prof was just furious that he was beaten to the game by Tyson.

So, yeah the Prof is on his way back
— not with his tail between the legs.
True, let me leave this story
for now.
…But then dread Patrick Zhuwao is totally in the dark,” claimed Bishop Lazarus.