Accurate perception or rather successful deception – Are mermaids real? No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found. Why, then, do they occupy the collective unconscious of nearly all seafaring peoples? – Sea human like creatures spoken of in African and other continental mythical literature do not exist at all, the US government department of commerce’s NOAA section has ruled.
Those half-human, half-fish sirens of the sea — are legendary sea creatures chronicled in maritime cultures since time immemorial and they actually live in imaginative human brain rather than in the earthly waters.
Last year Zimbabwe blew untold amounts of money and labour time through its ministry of Water Resources after government workers claimed to have seen mermaids, referred in Shona as Njuzu. It was claimed that the ‘mermaids’ were hindering dam construction work by intimidating and scaring off workers diving to the bottom of the lake or river to switch on the pump.
“Mermaids are blocking the pipes.”
The minister responsible, Sam Sipepa Nkomo told ZimEye:
“The pumps are already there. All we want to do is to switch on. And my staff are telling me that they cannot switch on; when they switch on, water doesn’t go through the pipes because ‘the mermaids are blocking the pipes’.”
Sipepa Nkomo who belongs to PM Morgan Tsvangirai’s MDC-T party was scoffed by ZANU PF party supporters who however yet
sounded mixed messsages on their belief in mermaids.
Successful Deception
It is now upheld that mermaids are part of a 6000 year-old conspiracy by witchcraft practitioners so that they could frighten others and make them believe in non-existent entities.
In Zimbabwean tradition, when a person is taken by a so called mermaid, they have been rumoured to later return as a deceiving witch in the nation which has recently seen one of the witch-doctors successfully deceiving government ministers that she could pump out diesel from a mountain rock.
The ancient Greek epic poet Homer wrote of them in The Odyssey. In the ancient Far East mythical stories, mermaids were the wives of powerful sea-dragons, and served as trusted messengers between their spouses and the emperors on land. The aboriginal people of Australia call the so called mermaids yawkyawks – a name that may refer to their mesmerizing songs.
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njuzu dziri tii padziva chirare let those amerikans come see
i dont believe in marmaids,if they do. why kungela lapho okuthiwa ikhona sibuye as torist.
Americans should not globalise their disbelief of mermaids.Mermaids are not a myth but a reality.They do exist.They are different from Halloween .Americans are afraid of mermaids in the same way there a afraid of number 13.Perhaps they should ask the Red Indians the original natives of America if mermaids exist than to globalise their disbeliefs
if we have seen goblins i.e Mugabe then surely mermaids exist
these americans are scientiests, they base on theories and formulas,some of their formulars are even benefitting u blamiki and ur friends these mermaids are related to supernatural powers nevaroyi vaya vekuchinhoyi kana varoyi muchivaona muno which means kuti nenzuzu dzenyu munoziva kwadziri asi kana vati kwavo hakuna musavamanikidza. asi nzuzu dzenyu hadzina benefit kumankind kunze kwekukupai huroyi.
If all nations have a corresponding name for mermaids, and all nations have the same perception of how it looks like, who then are these bloody Americans to deny the existance of these creatures? This is the same way they have denied the existance of sanctions these mdc sponsors.
Mermaids do exist. Those American should keep quiet on thins they have no knowledge about.
Don’t play champion njuzu munoiziva imi. Tell obama to go to kenya and ask whether it doesn’t exist. We have living testmonies of those taken by mermaids.
Van T is a mermaid, so the americans shld know better.
stupidity of Americans never cease to amaze me
Its not the end of the world is it?People are free to believe what they wish, even if US is dismayed.
Ngavawinze obama kuno ndinomukanda padam repagokwe apa vaone kuti njuzu dziri tititi.
Mermaids do exist. there are areas where they exist, lets hunt and put them on cameras, l know some areas where they are said to be found… americans know nothing about this.