It’s not about the money, money, money
We don’t need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag…

2 years after Thokozani Khupe and Douglas Mwonzora thought they would seize the MDC Alliance, party leader, Nelson Chamisa is enjoying the last laugh, and on Friday, he dropped an armoury of 171 thousand words contained in one picture. We took time to count every one of these messages (see video).

Okay, Coconut man, Moonheads and Pea
You ready?Seems like everybody’s got a price.

I wonder how they sleep at night
When the sale comes first and the truth comes second

Just stop for a minute and smile
Why is everybody so serious?
Acting so damn mysterious
Got shades on your eyes
And your heels so high that you can’t even have a good timeEverybody look to their left

Everybody look to their right
Can you feel that, yeah
We’re paying with love tonight

It’s not about the money, money, money
We don’t need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag

Ain’t about the, uh, cha-ching cha-ching
Ain’t about the, yeah, b-bling b-bling
Wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag

We need to take it back in time
When music made us all unite
And it wasn’t low blows and video hoes
Am I the only the one getting tired?
Why is everybody so obsessed?
Money can’t buy us happiness
Can we all slow down and enjoy right now?
Guarantee we’ll be feeling alrightEverybody look to their left
Everybody look to their right
Can you feel, yeah
We’re paying with love tonightIt’s not about the money, money, money
We don’t need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Ain’t about the, uh, cha-ching cha-ching
Ain’t about the, yeah, b-bling b-bling
Wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tagLa, la la la la la, ey
La, la la la la la, ey
La, la la la la la, ey
Price tag
La, la la la la la, ey
La, la la la la la, ey
La, la la la la la, ey
Price tagIt’s not about the money, money, money
We don’t need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Ain’t about the, uh, cha-ching, cha-ching
Ain’t about the, yeah, ba-bling, ba-bling
Wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tagAhh, ahh, ahh, ahh, yeah yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Forget about the price tag
Ahh, ahhSource