By Simba Chikanza | All the drama is happening in Emmerson Mnangagwa’s home town, Kwekwe, and it is none other than his personal aide, Vongaishe Mupeperi who is caught on video literally chasing away investors at the rich Gaika mine. In the same period, barely 2 years later, the same person leads a team of party members who throw a party to celebrate Defectors from Mnangagwa’s opponent, Nelson Chamisa’s MDC Alliance party.

And then bang, the song kutonga kwaro is sung:

Knock knock
Can I come in
I’m Mwendamberi (totem)
I’m changing the rules
Open the reserves
They’ve arrived, beat the drum
Even the chickens you have plucked
I’m changing the laws
the reserves
They’ve arrived, beat the drum
Even the chickens you have plucked
Oh king
There it has arrived
(The) hero
The way it rules
(The) hero
Where the drum is played
(The) hero
The drum you’re used to
(The) hero
It even makes the orphans happy
(The) hero
The hero you’re used to
(The) hero
The way it rules
(The) hero
The way it rules
(The) hero
The way it rules
(The) hero
The way it rules
(The) hero
The way it rules
(The) hero
The way it rules
(The) hero
Oh yes even girls
Excuse me sir
Oh yes you will confess
Excuse me sir
Oh yes even girls
Excuse me sir
Oh yes you will confess
Excuse me sir
When its well, you’ll bow
Hero has arrived he rules the house
Where he steps he leaves a mark
Our beat resembles Dimba
Toomuch corruotion will get you in trouble
Jerusalem dancing merrily
Yeh the time is now
(The) hero
The way it rules
(The) hero
Where the drum is played
(The) hero
The drum you’re used to
(The) hero
It even makes the orphans happy
(The) hero
The hero you’re used to
(The) hero
The way it rules
(The) hero
The way it rules
(The) hero
The way it rules
(The) hero
The way it rules
(The) hero
The way it rules
(The) hero
The way it rules
(The) hero
Oh yes even girls
Excuse me sir
Oh yes you will confess
Excuse me sir
Oh yes even girls
Excuse me sir
Oh yes you will confess
Excuse me sir
See us do it
See us do it
See us do it
See us do it
See us do it
See us do it
See us do it
See us do it
Talking about me
They disrespect me
Talking bad about me
They disrespect me
Even if they hate me i love them
Hating on me i conquered
Trying to hate on me but i love them
Even if they hate me i love them
Yeh the time is now
(The) hero
The way it rules
(The) hero
Where the drum is played
(The) hero
The drum you’re used to
(The) hero
It even makes the orphans happy
(The) hero
The hero you’re used to
(The) hero
The way it rules
(The) hero
The way it rules
(The) hero
The way it rules
(The) hero
The way it rules
(The) hero
The way it rules
(The) hero
The way it rules
(The) hero
Oh yes even girls
Excuse me sir
Oh yes you will confess
Excuse me sir
Oh yes even girls
Excuse me sir
Oh yes you will confess
Yes guys seriously
Oh yes you will confess