Mugabe Goes Bald…Shaves Off Whole Hair, Entire Adolf Hitler Moustache
12 April 2017
What does this mean for Zimbabwe now?
Ray Nkosi | President Robert Mugabe has shaved his head bald, with many reviving speculation of a possible cancer scare.
A totally bold Mugabe arrived at the burial of Brigadier General James Murozvi whose Chimurenga name was James Tichatonga at the heroes acre this morning. News of Gen Murozvi’s death was exclusively revealed by ZimEye.com last week 4 days before the state media new of it.
The Head Of State even went to the point of stripping himself of his Adolf Hitler moustache prestige… kept firmly above his lips since 1974.
Mugabe described Murozvi as a dedicated cadre who committed himself to fighting for the liberation of the country.
The allegation that Mugabe’s has cancer has been mentioned in published Wikileaks articles as having been revealed by former Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe governor Gideon Gono speaking to the sitting US ambassador which matter the 93 year old has not denied since the offload was made 5 years ago.
Run it by any grammar checker you like, see if you get any errors. You can research the use of double negatives, perhaps then we can have an academic discussion.
Right on, my sentiments exactly. In addition whether we like it or not people tend to subconsciously estimate the level of your intelligence and therefore treat you differently based on your ability to speak or write this dominant language, English. Whether it’s fair, correct or not is not the issue, what matters is that it is what it is and it has effects. Journalism is one area we can attempt to change that perception and we don’t do ourselves any favours by projecting an image of ignorance that only serves to perpetuate existing stereotypes, especially when we don’t have an alternative language sufficient enough to conduct our affairs in like the Chinese and Japanese do but even they are facing difficulties as you say.
A man of any colour casually speaking or writing in a second language that is not his mother tongue cannot be held to the same high standards as a man who presents himself to the world as a professional and expert in the alternative language, in this case English which is the mainstay of that profession. The errors of the former are cute but the errors of the latter are grave as they reflect professional incompetence. There was a time in Zimbabwe when someone, possibly the editor, would have lost their job for such a thing. When did these standards become so low? When we started to “give breaks” as you suggest.
Sori hako, no personal insults intended. Even the chinese are learning the global language of business, Boers can only deal with the netherlands in dutch, global languages elsewhere. Nothing wrong with promoting local languages at all… but it is incorrect to say it doesnt pay to be a master in an international language. Japanese know this, everyone knows this. If this site is aiming for a wider, global audience, they have to write in english. Pilots have to speak English or french… these are the practical facts of the way the world works. trying to be insular will lead you to nowhere but North Korea.
ONLY MEEK BRAINS DEBATR THROUGH INSULTS. LEARN TO TAKE A DIFFERENT OPINION FROM ANOTHRR ELSE YOU BE AS LOST AS OUR GVT THAT KILLS YOU IF YOU CRITICISE IT. BOERS DO THE SAME MEDICINE AND ENGINEERING AS ENGLISH SPEAKING PEOPLE, IF NOT BETTER. CHINESE CANT SPEAK ENGLISH BUT THEY ARE DOING YOU DOWN IN YOUR OEN COUNTRY SO WHATS YOUR POINT???
You are too stupid to compare yourself with the Japanese. Go ahead and do global trade and deals around the world speaking only Shona and wearing nhembes. Now you want to be as stupid as Boers too? …tsk.. confused.com
back to he point
The reason why Mugabe is bald is that it is very likely he is receiving cancer treatment. When this happens hair falls out. Therefore in order to be neat he has shaved off all his hair.
This baldness supports the allegation that he is too sick to rule.
JAPAN IS ONE OF THE STRONGEST ECONOMIES, THE BULK OF JAPANESE DONT SPEAK ENGLISH. WAKE UP ZIMBABWE..WHY DO THINK THE BOORES IN RSA WANT AFRIKANS AS THE PREDOMINANT LANGUAGE IN THEIR SCHOOLS?? ITS BECAUSE IT DOES’NTPAY TO BE A MASTER IN ANOTHER’S LINGO
That’s what you guys good at of avoiding the really now you talking about spelling. You idiots bantwana bezfebe
I would have thought its “..the inability” rather than “..the ability”.. Kudzidza hakuperi.
As zvaari kuda kutaura wazvinzwa hako ka? English is just another language nothing special there… imiwo don’t u find it cute when a Whiteman pronounces shone words arkwardly, give this journalist a break he probably did his studies under candle light.
Very true Cde. Todays journalists havagoni zvavo chirungu.
What do you expect given their obsession with the language of the oppressor, the Gukurahundi language?
The ability of Zimbabwean journalists to write proper English is appalling vakomana, it’s “bald” not “bold” Izvozvi hapashaye one or two mapenzi who seek to rationalise this mediocrity by stating that it is not our natural language, Saka munonyorerei nechirungu chacho kana musingagone? Zvakafana namechanic anotadza kugadzira motokari zvakanaka oti haisi mhosva yangu haina kugadzirwa muno chero ichifamba zvayo. Eish!